1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP ?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks ?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from ?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes ?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible ?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built ?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success ?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots ?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented ?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?? Human ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this ???